if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
Solitude by Joe Fenton
Process shots show firstly working in graphite, then later adding ink and acrylic.
ho. ly. shit.
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs
what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat
Frozen character tv tropes
We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle
im not sure how
but i can see it
This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.
I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.
don’t say that word they’ll hear you